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“On St. Patrick's Day, the traditional Irish family would rise early and find a solitary sprig of shamrock to put on their somber Sunday best. Then they'd spend the morning in church listening to sermons about how thankful they should be that St. Patrick saved such a bunch of ungrateful sinners. Nobody wore green clothing as it was considered an unlucky color not suitable for church.”

Irish History St Patrick S Day Irish Humor Irish Trivia

Book:F*ck You I'm Irish: Why We Irish Are Awesome

Source: F*ck You I'm Irish: Why We Irish Are Awesome

“Ye're about as Irish as a plastic paddy”

Book:Crow

Source: Crow

“God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.”

Author:Jim Bishop

“Timeless There’s a place in the far west of Ireland. A place called Mayo -- a rain-soaked, misty county on the wild Atlantic. The name alone is of another time and conjures up mystery and myth. This is a place to disappear, to live unseen, where few questions are asked. You can lose yourself in Mayo.”

Celts Irish Humor Irish Culture

Book:Sumerian Vortex: Music From A Lost Civilization

Source: Sumerian Vortex: Music From A Lost Civilization

“That's you being shot at, is it?' 'Afraid so,' says Amy. 'Welcome to Dublin,' says the taxi driver, putting her foot hard to the floor and screeching away. As they take a bend at speed, one final shot smashes the back window. The driver looks at where her window used to be, and at Amy brushing glass from her jacket. 'I'll not ask if it's business or pleasure.”

Composure Irish Humor Aplomb

Book:We Solve Murders

Source: We Solve Murders

“Smart devices are killing the art of conversation.” - Tiernan-Óg, 2018 “Yes, we heard a woman on the television say that very thing the other night.” - The Matter-of-Fact Down-West People of Ireland”

Author:DG

“Empathy is way over-rated. Do I really want my neighbor to have empathy for me -- can’t I just be allowed the common decency of privacy to deal with my own demons? “ -- Sumerian Vortex, 2020”

Author:DG

“Immortal -- do I have to be? I am not sure I can live with myself that long.” -- Sumerian Vortex”

Author:DG

“They say that the new energy application will change our climate…if it hardly rains any more, then what are we supposed to talk about?” “Well, we could talk about the good weather, I suppose?” “As Creedence asked, so shall I also ask again: ‘Who’ll stop the rain?’” “I beg your pardon?” -- Sumerian Vortex”

Author:DG

“God help the poor fucker who stops to pick you off the side of the road. Get more than they bargained for.”

Irish Humor Hitchhike

Book:Snowflake

Source: Snowflake