“Fishing is a hard job. Fishing at night. Rain. Day, night. You have to be wise and smart. And quick.” HardJobsNightWiseSmartRainFishingBeing WiseDay Night Author:Mariano Rivera
“To be afraid of our next life because we don't feel we've done a good job with this life is not wise. It creates unhappiness now.” FeelsDoneJobsLife IsNextWiseThis LifeUnhappinessGood JobRebirthNext Life Author:Frederick Lenz
“The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think of the damage they would do if they were at the job instead, you can see why golf courses are a wise investment for any municipality.” IfsThinkingPlayJobsLyingCoursesNumbersWiseAspectGolfInvestmentLawyerManagersDamageBankersGolf CourseRedeemingMunicipality Author:Garrison Keillor
“Incidentally, the next time some war-mongering wise-ass tries to tell you that one reason we're in the Middle East is to enhance the civil rights and social equality of women, remind them that we very enthusiastically destroyed the most secular country over there, where women could dress as they liked, have good jobs, be literate, and vote.” TryingWarCountryReasonJobsNextSocialWiseRightsMiddleVoteDressesEastAssCivil RightsDestroyedMiddle EastSecularNext TimeGood JobSocial EqualityWise Ass Author:L. Neil Smith
“My mother is very wise and intelligent. If I have children and can do half as good a job as she did in keeping me in line, I'll be very happy.” IfsChildrenJobsMotherCan DoLinesHalfWiseIntelligentVery HappyVery Wise Author:Brandon Lee