“Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple.” KidsTodayRememberUsedWorryApplesHalloweenRemember WhenBladesRazorsWeirdo Author:Jay Leno
“Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy.” YearsKidsLastsThreePiecesBillionsNeighborhoodExecutivesLast YearHalloweenCandyImaginativeGoldman Sachs Author:Jay Leno
“Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.” NeedsKidsNightKnownExcuseTeenagerTonightHalloweenMischiefJerkPranks Author:Craig Ferguson
“As a kid, I liked the 'Halloween' movies and 'Nightmare On Elm Street' and all that kind of stuff. But as an adult, I really don't watch much horror, to be honest.” KindKidsStuffWatchesStreetsHonestHorrorAdultsBeing HonestNightmareHalloweenNightmare On Elm Street Author:Corey Feldman