“It's great if a pilot starts off great and if it doesn't start off so great it's not that big a deal: everybody's baby is born ugly. But you want to know, if given the opportunity: Where are we going? What's the story we're trying to tell?” IfsKnowsWantTryingStoriesBigsOpportunityGivenBornDealsBabyUglyPilots Author:Timothy Olyphant
“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?” KnowsComedyBabyCleanSmellShirtsCleaningDid You Know Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I'm feelin' electric tonight Cruising down the coast goin' 'bout 99 Got my bad baby by my heavenly side I know if I go, I'll die happy tonight” IfsKnowsDiesSidesBabyTonightHeavenlyElectricCoast Author:Lana Del Rey
“You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn't shut up, screaming like a dying pig. I walked over to your crib, I looked down at you. I wanted to strangle you. And you looked up at me and you stopped screaming. You smiled at me. Don't die so far from the sea.” KnowsWantedNightDiesSleepSeaDyingBabyTerribleDo You KnowPigsShut UpOne NightNever Sleep Author:Yara
“Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from.” KnowsLanguageBabyCivilizationEssentialsIngredientsSpeakers Author:Charlton Laird