“The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.” SaidKidsLawMotherGuyGivenWifeLove YouOne DayMy WifeComplimentAirportsIn-lawsFamily LoveMother In LawKids LoveWives Love Author:Lionel Richie
“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.” MenHomeLawMotherFoundWifeOne DayBedMen And WomenMy WifeBrokeIn-lawsBroke UpMother In Law Author:Lenny Bruce
“One day the Constitution of Colorado is the highest law of the state. The next day it’s waste paper.” StatesLawNextOne DayWastePaperHighestConstitutionNext DayColorado Author:Robert F. Williams
“If a pot can multiply. One day Nasrudin lent his cooking pots to a neighbour, who was giving a feast. The neighbour returned them, together with one extra one – a very tiny pot. 'What is this?' asked Nasrudin. 'According to law, I have given you the offspring of your property which was born when the pots were in my care,' said the joker. Shortly afterwards Nasrudin borrowed his neighbour's pots, but did not return them. The man came round to get them back. 'Alas!' said Nasrudin, 'they are dead. We have established, have we not, that pots are mortal?'.” IfsMenGivingSaidCareTogetherLawGivenBornHe ManReturnOne DayCookingPropertyRoundsTinyMortalsExtrasPotAlasNeighbourBorrowedOffspring Book:The Exploits of the Incomparable Mulla Nasrudin Source: The Exploits of the Incomparable Mulla Nasrudin
“All of us need an identity which unites us with our neighbours, our countrymen, those people who are subject to the same rules and the same laws as us, those people with whom we might one day have to fight side by side to protect our inheritance, those people with whom we will suffer when attacked, those people whose destinies are in some way tied up with our own.” PeopleWayNeedsMightLawSufferingFightingSidesDestinySubjectsIdentityOne DayProtectTiedInheritanceNeighbourCountrymenTied Up Author:Roger Scruton
“One day I was just looking at the coins is what brought this up. I saw "In God We Trust" on my coins. I said, "I don't trust in God," what is this? And I recalled there was something in the Constitution that said you're not allowed to do that and so I did some research. And as soon as I did the research, I realized the law seemed to be on my side and I filed the suit. It's a cool thing to do. Everyone should try it.” ShouldTryingSaidLawSidesSawsAtheismOne DayResearchConstitutionI RealizedSuitsThings To DoTrust In GodCoinsDon't TrustCool ThingsGod We Trust Author:Michael Newdow
“I have a work presently in the Press named 'Six Months in Hell' which you may one day read. I consider it will be worth perusing, bruising badly the morals of Britain and America, while Royalty, clergy, critics, society and bloodhounds of law must all incur its censure.” MayAmericaLawMoralHellMonthsOne DaySixPressesCriticsBritainSix MonthsRoyaltyClergyCensureBloodhoundsBritain And America Book:Thine in storm and calm: an Amanda McKittrick Ros reader Source: Thine in storm and calm: an Amanda McKittrick Ros reader