“When I left Chicago, people said, 'Careful with that Texas heat'. I'm like, 'I'm from Puerto Rico. I know heat.” PeopleKnowsSaidLeftCarefulHeatTexasChicagoPuerto RicoRico Author:Amaury Nolasco
“Thank God I'm over the hill. The only heat I have left comes from hot flashes, my promiscuity is confined to the words "one size fits all," and I buy my white cotton unmentionables at Boadicea's Retreat, not Victoria's Secret. None of the things men do to women could possibly happen to me now unless the U.S. is invaded by one of those new Russian republics whose soldiers aren't fussy.” MenHappensLeftWomenWhiteSecretFitHotAgingSoldierSizeHillsHeatRepublicThank GodFlashRetreatConfinedCottonVictoriaPromiscuityMenopauseFussyOver The HillOne Size Fits AllVictoria's SecretHot Flashes Author:Florence King
“The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.” BigsLeftPowerfulCookingHeatRadiationBangsPizzaOvensMinusMicrowaves Author:Stephen Hawking