“Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face” ThinkingWayLifeWellsHelpingFacesGoneOkayBlowYour FaceSneaking Up Author:Alanis Morissette
“Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.” LifeHardHappensFacesLife IsOrderDiesGratefulRacistYour FaceDirtBe GratefulWormsLife Is HardHard LifeMeaningful DeathCans Of Worms Book:Alternative Gerrolds: An Assortment of Ficitious Lives Source: Alternative Gerrolds: An Assortment of Ficitious Lives
“Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.” LifeFacesPartyLaughingOfficeJokesKillingSeekingBoringDrunkYour FacePointlessYarn Author:Glen Duncan
“Whatever your objective in life may be, never use violence to get it! Violence belongs to the Land of Evil; once you enter there, your face and your heart is forever sealed with the devilish ugliness of the violence!” LifeHeartMayUseFacesEvilForeverViolenceLandObjectivesYour FaceUglinessDevilish Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan