“All the kids are gone. It's the greatest thing that has ever happened to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Hanks. I'll tell you that right now. Second greatest after having the kids in the first place. When they go, holy smoke, it's like you're dating again. It's fantastic. Also, we were doing an awful lot of work.” FirstsKidsGoneHappenedLike YouHolyRight NowDatingAwfulSmokeFantasticToms Author:Tom Hanks
“You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!” IfsKnowsWantAbleGirlCausesEnjoyLike YouDatingCoveredRudeFingertipsSpaghetti Author:Dane Cook
“Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.” WantBodyWishSexCarLike YouStandingDatingHorribleAwfulAwkwardWish YouStanding There Author:Louis C. K.