“Kirk: How close will we come to the nearest Klingon outpost if we continue on our present course? Chekov: Vun parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them. Spock: That is illogical, ensign. Odors cannot travel through the vacuum of space. Chekov: I vas making a little joke, sir. Spock: Extremely little, ensign.” Star TrekSpockLittle JokePavel Chekov Book:The Trouble with Tribbles Source: The Trouble with Tribbles