“Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.” IfsWantLongStoriesWaitingSouthForgottenAmusingCarolinaBannedSouth CarolinaViennaThailandCity Of Fallen AngelsPeruLong Story Author:Magnus
“The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.” WayLongStoriesListeningBest WayLong Story Author:Evan Esar