“Well, I'm a standing on a cornerIn Winslow, ArizonaAnd such a fine sight to see,It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed FordSlowin' down to have a look at me.” WellsLooksGirlLordFineStandingSightLook At Me Author:Jackson Browne
“My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose, Kim Basinger's lips.' Yeah, they always forget to tell me she's also got Charlie Brown's head.” TryingBigsEyeLyingGirlForgetLordMy FriendsYeahBlindLipsBunchNosesBrownGeekCharlieKimBrianThis GirlBlind Date Author:Brian Posehn
“Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants a mouth kiss - unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch - one of 12 brides.” KnowsWantLongTwoGirlGrowsDifferencesReligiousLordHairKissingMouthsHotSexyInchesMaximsFanaticsBridesUnhealthySupermodelReligious FanaticsCover Girl Author:Iliza Shlesinger
“I remember realizing, when I did Little Women [1994], that that was the only time girls that age were being written about. It was always boys - from David Copperfield to Lord of the Flies to Holden Caulfield. There were never young women going through adolescence or teen years; there were only little girls.” YearsLittlesAgeRememberYoungGirlRealizingLordBoysWrittenYoung WomenAdolescenceOnly TimeLittle WomenHoldenHolden Caulfield Author:Winona Ryder