“The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater.” MeanDoePeriodsHumorousStandingEnormousImpressionHolidayDisplayDesksCourtshipClerksSwampsInnsHedgehogs Author:Mike Harding
“Rewards and punishments, to speak frankly, are the desk of the soul, that is, a means of enslaving a child's spirit, and better suited to provoke than to prevent deformities.” MeanChildrenSoulSpiritSpeakRewardsPunishmentDesksProvokingDeformityReward And Punishment Author:Maria Montessori