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“Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb.”

Sarcasm Moist Von Lipwig Cynisism Miss Dearheart

Book:Going Postal

Source: Going Postal

“We can't just drop everything, sir!" "Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' you do not understand?”

Tyrant Vetinari Moist Von Lipwig

Book:Raising Steam

Source: Raising Steam

“Moist waited. Lord Vetinari could outstare a statue and make even a statue start to feel nervous and confess. Moist's counter was a fetching grin, which he knew annoyed Vetinari beyond measure, and there was absolute silence in the Oblong Office while blank stare and cheery grin battled it out for supremacy in some other dimension.”

Vetinari Raising Steam Moist Von Lipwig

Book:Raising Steam

Source: Raising Steam

“I have to ask, sir...Why does it have to be done like this?" Vetinari smiled. "Can you keep a secret, Mister Lipwig?" "Oh, yes, sir. I've kept lots." "Capital. And the point is, so can I. You do not need to know.”

Secrets Vetinari Moist Von Lipwig

Book:Raising Steam

Source: Raising Steam

“Mister Lipwig, the world lives between those who say it cannot be done and those who say that it can. And in my experience, those who say that it can be done are usually telling the truth. It's just a matter of thinking creatively.”

Vetinari Moist Von Lipwig

Book:Raising Steam

Source: Raising Steam

“His hatred of everything was for the moment subsumed by the sheer joy of space. Hobson was right, you couldn’t steer him with a mallet, but at least he was headed in the right direction, which was away from his stable. Boris didn’t want to spend the days kicking the bricks out of his wall while waiting to throw the next bumptious idiot. He wanted to bite the horizon. He wanted to run.”

Horse Horizon Moist Von Lipwig Boris

Author:Terry Pratchett

“Never promise to do the possible. Anyone could do the possible. You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible was possible, if you could find the right way, and at least you could often extend the limits of the possible. And if you failed, well, it had been impossible.”

Moist Von Lipwig Do The Impossible Going Postal

Book:Going Postal

Source: Going Postal

“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day.”

Mornings Raising Steam Moist Von Lipwig

Book:Raising Steam

Source: Raising Steam