“A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.” MeanMotherFoundStudyOne ThingBabyMomCatMy MomDietsAllergies Author:Jimmy Fallon
“My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.” PeopleIfsThinkingSaidTurnsReligiousCasesMomHolyWorshipPagesMy MomPopsScriptureMagazinesDietsCokeParablesHoly ScripturesDiet Coke Author:Maria Bamford
“If you start giving your kids anxiety about food, it's going to last a lifetime. Moms have to lead by example. Don't say, "Oh, my jeans don't fit," or "Oh, I was bad." No diets. Nothing like that.” IfsGivingWisdomKidsLastsFamilyGenerationsExampleFoodHealthMomFitAnxietyEthicsLifetimeDietsJeans Author:Bethenny Frankel
“Every morning, I wake up trying to be the best mom and the best role model for my kids in a healthy diet and active lifestyle.” TryingKidsRolesMorningMomHealthyModelsWake UpActiveLifestyleDietsBeing The BestRole ModelsEvery MorningHealthy DietBest MomActive Lifestyle Author:Mia Hamm