“My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.” KindFineMomProgramMy MomWelfareStampsOccasionalScholarshipFood Stamps Author:Adam Carolla
“I hate to say it, but all that stuff they try to tell you about women being empowered and how it's fine for a woman to ask a man out, well, it's crap.' I look down at my watch. 'Seven fifty-three p.m.' 'What does that mean?' 'Official time of death of feminism,' I reply, and mom laughs.” MenTryingWellsLooksMeanDoeHateThreeAsksStuffWatchesLaughingFeminismFineMomI HateSevenOfficialsFiftyCrapEmpowered Book:God Is in the Pancakes Source: God Is in the Pancakes
“One time my mom tried to send me to my room for a time-out when I was 5 or 6, and I was like, "Fine! I like my room! All my imagination and toys are in my room!" I will never forget that. And she will never forget that.” ImaginationForgetRoomsFineMomMy MomNever ForgetOne TimeToysMy Imagination Author:Elizabeth Olsen
“One thing I've learned best from my mom is to be yourself and not everyone will get you and that's okay. I try to bring that into everything that I do and just understand that I will not be everyone's cup of tea and that's fine.” TryingOne ThingFineMomOkayMy MomCupsTeaI've LearnedBeing YourselfCups Of TeaThings I've Learned Author:Tyler Oakley
“Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I'd be fine.” IfsChildrenLittlesEarthMotherHeavenRealizingBornBoysMinutesFineMomWindowImportanceNarcissismLittle BoysBeing A MomHeaven On EarthImportance Of Life Author:Jenny McCarthy