“Many people have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave themselves when on the road... Ladies and gentlemen should guard against traveling by rail while in a beastly state of intoxication... the morning is a good time to find out how many people have succeeded in getting on the passenger train, who ought to be in the stock car.” PeopleKnowsShouldStatesMorningKnow HowCarOughtTravelTrainBehaveGentlemanGood TimesTraveledPassengersRailIntoxicationLadies And GentlemenBeastly Author:Edgar Wilson Nye
“Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home. There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning.” TwoHomeMy OwnMorningTravelFunny TravelGetting HighRefrigerators Author:Amy Grant
“When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.” RoomsMorningTravelAdvantageEggsRoom Service Author:Jenny McCarthy