“I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: "I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants." So I wrote back: "Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.” GivingBeautifulThreeMy OwnSawsCuttingSittingGive MeTablesWineNotesSevenRestaurantsExpensiveBottlesPantsInchesGorgeousBeautiful WomenMenusCutting Off Author:Akhil
“Ive always loved my red wine, and when Im not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook, so its one for me and one for the casserole. I would consume a bottle of wine on my own of an evening and then literally pass out.” I CanMy OwnRedWineEveningCooksBottlesRed WineBottles Of WineOne For MeCasseroles Author:Amanda Donohoe
“After Ive enjoyed a floral bouquet to its fullest, I drop a few petals in a bottle with distilled water to create my own soothing toner.” WaterMy OwnEnjoyedBottlesSoothingPetalsBouquets Author:Megalyn Echikunwoke