“Telling someone like my mother that Hell is a real, physical place, somewhere you can travel to and from, would be like spray-painting the statue of Jesus hanging over the pulpit during mass. Better off telling her the Pope is gay.” GodUrban FantasyDemonsKelly And Umber SeriesKellyNo Good DeedUmber Book:No Good Deed Source: No Good Deed
“That thing ruined my favorite T-shirt," complains Mario. "Whatever." It’s Marianne’s voice. "You were just looking for a reason to get your shirt off." I try to look around for her, but my neck refuses.” ParanormalMarioMarianneDemon HuntingKelly And Umber SeriesNo Good Deed Author:Bill Blais
“Mario the Magnificent is Orange!" His eyes sparkle with eagerness as he winks at me.” DemonsMarioKelly And Umber SeriesKellyNo Good Deed Author:Bill Blais
“Look, I didn’t ask for any of this, but I’m here now. I get that it’s dangerous. I get that I’m fat. I get that I’m about as far from prepared for this insanity as you can get. But I’ll tell you something about me: I don’t quit. So enough with the let’s-scare-the-fat-girl routine, okay?” Book 1Kelly And Umber SeriesNo Good DeedKelly Urban Fantasy Book:No Good Deed Source: No Good Deed