“The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look.” ShouldLooksNormalAppearanceBehaveReverseAbsolutely Nothing Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“Everybody knows that fraternities are a normal culture in all colleges. It exists in all colleges. President Clinton was a member of a fraternity. In fact, anybody who goes to College in the United States is a member of a College fraternity. There is absolutely nothing evil or occultic about fraternity.” KnowsStatesFactsCultureEvilPresidentUnitedUnited StatesCollegeMembersNormalClintonAbsolutely NothingFraternityPresident Clinton Author:Wole Soyinka
“I have the normal complement of anxieties, neuroses, psychoses and whatever else - but I'm absolutely nothing special.” SpecialNormalAnxietyAbsolutely NothingNeurosisComplementPsychosis Author:Clive Barker
“The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.” KnowsShouldLooksPersonsKidsThreeComedyFourNormalExtraordinaryAppearanceRingsNosesBehaveReverseAbsolutely Nothing Author:P. J. O'Rourke
“But even with my minimal amount of fame, there are certain perks. Recently, I was at a movie premier, and at the party after the movie, Meryl Streep was loose, walking around the room like a normal person. Absolutely nothing was preventing me from lunging toward her and shrieking "Dingoes ate my baby! Dingoes ate my baby!” PersonsCertainRoomsPartyBabyAmountWalkingFameNormalAbsolutely NothingPreventingMy BabyPerksDingoes Author:Augusten Burroughs