“Sometimes you go up to people who look totally normal and then you talk to them for a few seconds and you are like, Oh I better get out of this, because this person is a little mentally unbalanced, and they are not going to get a joke.” PeopleLooksLittlesPersonsSometimesNormalJokesSecondsUnbalanced Author:Billy Eichner
“A normal fight is thirty seconds of rolling around on the floor, scrapping, that's what it is. It's not rolling over boxes or getting punched through windows.” FightingNormalWindowBoxesThirtySecondsRollingRolling Over Author:Danny Dyer
“Fate" Eve said with a sigh "I'm not sure fate had to burn up your car to get the point across," Shane said, buckling his own seatbelt. "No, not that. The hearse. I'm going to name it Fate." Shane stared at Eve for a long, long few seconds, then slowly shook his head. "Have you considered medication, or-" She flipped him off. "Ah. Back to normal. Excellent.” LongSaidNamesFateCarNormalExcellentNot SureSecondsSighMedicationShaneFlipped Author:Rachel Caine