“I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much (sic) cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end.” WayEndsGoalHurtPartyHellToo MuchFrontsColdSceneBeerPrizeGamblingWeekendHurting YouCold Beer Author:Brad Renfro
“If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don't get seated next to at a dinner party.” IfsKindPersonsMightGuyNextPartyPrayingFolksDinnerBeerMccainDinner Party Author:Ellen Malcolm
“I have a personal ritual. Just like 10 minutes before a show, I'll open a beer, just so it feels like I've just arrived at a party. I have a few sips, then we go on stage.” FeelsShowsPartyMinutesStageGoes OnBeerRitual Author:Ed Robertson
“That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at ten Go out to eat then do it again Man I love college.” MenNeedsLastsNightGirlThreeWishPartyCrazyCollegeDrinkWake UpNakedAssSmokeBeerWeedGood FriendLast Night Author:Asher Roth
“What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing. Just going "Sure, you can jump off the roof. I think that's safe! Let's just paint on the walls! I bet the beer bottle will break before it shatters the window!" Not caring about the environment is a plus. And a ton of booze. And underage kids. That just ups the excitement value of the party, like, "Oh my God, we could all go to prison."” ThinkingCareKidsValuesHousePartyNumbersBreakEnvironmentOne ThingWallSafeWindowPrisonPaintDon't CareCaringDestroyedBeerExcitementPlusBottlesRoofBoozeNot Caring Author:Adam DeVine
“I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.” LooksPartyUltimateTeaBeerTea PartyGoggles Author:Bill Maher