“I'm a Virgo and I'm more - I don't want to say 'negative' - but I'm the girl who thinks no one's coming to my birthday party, no one's buying my clothes, no one's reading my book, no one's watching my show - that's just how I think.” ThinkingWantBookShowsGirlReadingPartyClothesNegativeBuyingMy BirthdayBirthday PartyVirgos Author:Rachel Zoe
“Nowadays most people wear black most of the time anyway: go to a literary party and one would imagine everyone there was in perpetual mourning for their lives.” PeopleBlackPartyImagineClothesMourningPerpetual Book:Auto da Fay: A Memoir Source: Auto da Fay: A Memoir
“shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in an embarrassed fashion, and never be the topic of party conversation.” ShouldDoeDoneInterestingPartyFashionConversationClothesShoppingEmbarrassedTopicsVery InterestingMasturbationShopping For Clothes Book:The Collected Stories of Lorrie Moore Source: The Collected Stories of Lorrie Moore
“If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.” IfsWayPartyClothesCatWindowDrinkingGatheringInterventionAlcoholismAlcoholics Author:Amy Sedaris
“Always underdress. The goal is not to look as if you made an effort for the particular event. If you can dress for a different party (i.e., wear black tie to a cocktail party, or tennis clothes for lunch), so much the better. You give the impression of being much in demand.” IfsGivingLooksMadeDifferentGoalBlackPartyEffortEventsParticularDemandClothesDressesImpressionTiesTennisLunchCocktailsCocktail PartiesBlack Tie Author:Lisa Birnbach
“I read, watch television, watch movies, hang out with family. I like my clothes and I have great cars, and I drive those. But for most people, it's like, "That's boring. You don't club? You don't party?"” PeoplePartyWatchesCarTelevisionClothesClubsBoringHanging OutWatch Movie Author:Samuel L. Jackson