“I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I've ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I've ever thrown in my whole life.” PeopleMadeWholePartySuccessfulLonelySurpriseWhole LifeBunchThrownMonkeysPoniesSurprise Party Author:Jenny Lawson
“When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."” GivingMeanAgeGuyWomenPartyGive MeSurpriseMy BirthdaySurprise Party Author:Joy Browne
“Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time - and millions are doing nothing because it's the best offer they've had this week. It is for these people and many others that the Surprise Party is conceived and desecrated, founded upon the principle that everybody is just as good as anybody else, even though they aren't quite so smart.” PeopleFirstsTodayBornPartyPrinciplesMillionsWeekOffersSmartFirst TimeSurpriseDoing NothingSurprise Party Author:Gracie Allen
“Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.” Has BeensTodayRememberPartyTeamSurpriseRemember WhenBin LadenSealsOsama Bin LadenSurprise Party Author:David Letterman