“The police can't protect consumers. People need to be more aware and educated about identity theft. You need to be a little bit wiser, a little bit smarter and there's nothing wrong with being skeptical. We live in a time when if you make it easy for someone to steal from you, someone will.” PeopleIfsNeedsLittlesEasyBitsIdentityProtectLittle BitPoliceStealingEducatedConsumersSmarterWiserSkepticalTheftIdentity Theft Author:Frank Abagnale
“If something is stolen from you, don't go to the police. They're not interested. Don't go to a psychologist either, because he's interested in only one thing: that it was really you who did the stealing.” IfsOne ThingPoliceStealingNot InterestedStolenTheftPsychologist Book:Half-truths & One-and-a-half Truths: Selected Aphorisms Source: Half-truths & One-and-a-half Truths: Selected Aphorisms
“Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.” MenGivingTryingGuyPoliceStealingBarackTexasArrestedAliasesAtm Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Nobody wants zealotry in a police force, you know? You do want to know that the guy who's got that badge, is confident enough to judge a certain level of benign corruption. Like a man steals some food to feed his starving children.” KnowsMenWantChildrenEnoughGuyCertainForceLevelsJudgingPoliceCorruptionStealingStarvingBadgesBenignPolice ForceZealotry Author:Russell Crowe
“We don't want to hurt anybody, kill anybody, build any prisons, or build police. We want to make it unnecessary for people to steal - so they'll have access to medical care, health care, decent housing, all people, all over the world. As long as you don't share your resources, you are going to have trouble” PeopleWorldWantLongCareHurtTroubleShareResourcesPolicePrisonAccessMedicalStealingHealth CareDecentUnnecessaryHousingMedical Care Author:Jacque Fresco
“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.” ComedyTestsPoliceCaughtStealingIronicLipstickMacs Author:Eddie Izzard
“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.” MenTroubleBreathsPoliceWestBlowYesterdayStealingCatchingArrestedDollsVirginiaWest Virginia Author:Conan O'Brien
“And your police are like our police in the Realm?' Blue said. 'They flog you if you do something wrong and cut off your hand if you’re caught stealing?' No, they don’t do that, Henry said uncertainly. Why not? It’s pretty silly not to, isn’t it?' Blue said.” IfsSaidHandsCuttingPoliceBlueCaughtSillyStealingRealmsWhy Not Author:Herbie Brennan
“Bell seated himself behind the desk, motioning for Nancy to stand opposite him. There was tense silence for a moment. Then Bell reached for a desk telephone. "I am going to call the police, Miss Drew, and turn you over to them on a charge of trespassing, breaking, and entering with an attempt to steal." "I wish you would," Nancy replied. "if it is possible over that dummy telephone.” IfsMomentsTurnsWishBehindsSilenceMissingOppositesPoliceStealingBellsDesksEnteringTelephonesTenseWish YouNancyDummyTrespassingI Wish You WouldBreaking And Entering Author:Carolyn Keene
“Citizenship means standing up for the lives that gun violence steals from us each day. I have seen the courage of parents, students, pastors, and police officers all over this country who say 'we are not afraid,' and I intend to keep trying, with or without Congress, to help stop more tragedies from visiting innocent Americans in our movie theaters, shopping malls, or schools like Sandy Hook.” TryingMeanCountryHelpingSchoolParentViolenceStudentsGunStandingTragedyTheaterPoliceCongressStealingInnocentEach DayOfficersShoppingNot AfraidCitizenshipGun ControlPastorHookKeep TryingVisitingPolice OfficerMallsGun ViolenceMovie TheaterSandySandy Hook Author:Barack Obama
“When a legislature decides to steal some of our rights and plans to use police force to accomplish it, what's the real difference between them and the thief? Darn little! They hide behind the excuse that they're legislating democratically. The fact they do it by a majority vote has no moral significance whatsoever. Numerical might does not constitute right, no more than a lynch mob can justify its act because a majority participated.” LittlesDoeRealFactsUseMightForceDifferencesBehindsMoralRightsPlansVotePoliceMajorityHistoricalExcuseAccomplishStealingJustifySignificanceThievesLegislaturePolice ForceMajority Vote Author:H. L. Richardson
“Christians don't steal or lie, they don't get divorced or have abortions. If the Ten Commandments were followed by everyone we would be able to fire half the police force and in six months the prisons would be all half empty.” IfsWould BeAbleChristianLyingForceHalfFireMonthsTenSixEmptyPolicePrisonStealingAbortionCommandmentsSix MonthsDivorcedTen CommandmentsHalf EmptyPolice Force Author:John Hagee
“The relationship between My Chemical Romance and Michael Pedicone is over. He was caught red-handed stealing from the band and confessed to police after our show last night in Auburn, Washington. We are heartbroken and sick to our stomachs over this entire situation.” ShowsLastsRomanceNightSituationBandRedSickPoliceCaughtStealingChemicalsHeartbrokenLast NightAuburn Author:Frank Iero