“Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.” PresidentCenturyFootballBillsClinton20th CenturyTouch Football Author:Al Franken
“To borrow a simile from the football field, we believe that men must play fair, but that there must be no shirking, and that the success can only come to the player who hits the line hard.” MenBelieveHardPlayPresidentLinesPlayerFieldsFootballFairsSimileFootball Field Author:Theodore Roosevelt
“I remember the day when they sold Brian Deane and Jan Aage Fjortoft. It was like when President Kennedy got shot.” RememberPresidentFootballShotsManagersSoccerChairmanBrianPresident Kennedy Author:Neil Warnock
“Yorkie has officially retired about 5 times... The man's a clown... People are going on about the game and agents and directors of football and managers losing their jobs, but we should be worried about people like him... Clowns. That's the last time I'm going to say clown... If he's the vice-president of FIFA, God help us all.” PeopleIfsMenShouldHelpingJobsLastsGamesPresidentFootballDirectorsLosingVicesAgentsManagersSoccerWorriedLast TimeClownRetiredChairmanVice PresidentGod HelpGod Help UsFifa Author:Roy Keane
“When I was a teen, I was never really into the captain of the football team or the student body president. The guys I liked were quirky and different: They listened to music I'd never heard of, never had lunch or gas money, and could always make you laugh.” DifferentBodyGuyPresidentLaughingHeardTeamStudentsFootballGasLunchCaptainsQuirkyFootball TeamMake You LaughGas Money Author:Sarah Dessen