“The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.” YearsEarthPresidentCompanyKingsPhonesBillionsHandleQueensScumScum Of The Earth Author:Lily Tomlin
“I think it might be better to have the President sort of like the King of England - or the Queen - and have the real business of the presidency conducted by ... a city manager-type, a Prime Minister, somebody who's directly answerable to Congress, rather than a person who moves all his friends into the White House and does whatever he wants for four years.” ThinkingWantYearsPersonsDoeRealMightMovingHousePresidentWhiteCitiesFourTypeKingsEnglandCongressManagersMinistersQueensWhite HousePrimeFour YearsPresidencyPrime Minister Author:Hunter S. Thompson
“The Queen of England is Defender of the Faith but the President of the United States is Defender of the Constitution, which defends all faiths.” StatesPresidentUnitedUnited StatesAtheismConstitutionEnglandPositive AtheismQueensDefendersQueen Of England Author:Walter F. Mondale
“I may not be funny. I may not be a singer. I may not be a damn seamstress. I may have diabetes. I may have really bad vision. I may have one leg. I may not know how to read. I may not know who the vice president is. I may technically be an alien of the state. I may have a Zune. I may not know Excel. I may be two 9-year-olds in a trench coat. I may not have full control of my bowels. I may drive a '94 Honda Civic. I may not “get” cameras. I may dye my hair with Hydrogen Peroxide. I may be afraid of trees. I may be on fire right now. But I'm a fierce queen.” KnowsYearsMayTwoStatesPresidentVisionKnow HowFireTreeHairRight NowCamerasVicesLegsSingersAliensQueensDamnFierceCoatsCivicsVice PresidentDiabetesHydrogenTrenchesI May Not BeBowelsHondaTrench Coats Author:Justin Johnson