“My day-old son is plenty scrawny, his mouth is wide with screams, or yawny; His ears seem larger than he's needing, His nose is flat, his chin's receding. His skin is very, very red, He has no hair upon his head, And yet I'm proud as proud can be, To hear you say he looks like me.” LooksSeemsSonHairProudMouthsRedSkinsEarsWideLike MePlentyNosesFlatsScreamChins Book:For Partly Proud Parents Source: For Partly Proud Parents
“I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't chosen to do that because I know I'm a great person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me.” IfsKnowsPersonsAsksBreakHavensProudHotChosenAsk MeNosesDamnFixedPlasticSurgeryPlastic SurgeryGreat PersonProud Of Myself Author:Khloe Kardashian