“Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.” ThinkingBigsTogetherLastsGuyWhiteRichRepublicanDebatePresidentialCandidatesTonightLast TimePresidential CandidateWhite Guys Author:Jay Leno
“Earlier tonight the second Republican debate took place here in California. With 10 men and only one woman, everyone thought they were watching 'The Bachelorette.'” MenRepublicanDebateCaliforniaTonightOne WomanBachelorette Author:Conan O'Brien
“Jim Gilmore was the only GOP candidate not invited to the Republican debates tonight, but I saw that he actually planned to live-tweet it. When he heard that, Jeb Bush was like 'Can I do that? I don't want to be here!'” WantSawsHeardRepublicanDebateCandidatesTonightInvitedTweetGop Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Tonight was a great opportunity to take on the political status quo that has given us trillion dollar deficits and put millions out of work. Our objective was to inject some common sense into the conversation among Republicans at a time when business-as-usual simply won't work.” PoliticalOpportunityGivenCommonMillionsRepublicanConversationDollarsObjectivesCommon SenseTonightUsualStatus QuoDeficitGreat OpportunityChallenging Status QuoChallenging The Status Quo Author:Gary Johnson