“There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other.” LooksTwoNightRight NowAssTwo ThingsSaturdaySaturday NightUfcTrash Talk Author:Conor McGregor
“Right now with blogs and the flood of internet access, a multitude of aspiring writers think they're ready for prime time. They're not. Be great. Read. Write. Bust your ass. Learn and find your voice. As hard as you think it is, it's a hundred times harder.” ThinkingWritingHardVoiceReadyInternetRight NowHundredHarderAccessAssPrimeFloodMultitudesBlogsAspiring WritersPrime TimeInternet Access Author:Steven Pressfield
“I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'” ThinkingKnowsNeedsRight NowAssGetting OldWipe Author:Louis C. K.
“So many of us have our asses watching stupid reality shows, desensitizing our brains. Like, "Wow, isn't that dumb, but I'm so entertained right now! That's the stupidest thing I've seen in my life - give me more of it!" You know what I'm talking about. I turn on the television and I'm like, "This is so bad, but I cannot get my fucking eyes off of it." It's not good.” GivingShowsRealityBrainStupidRight NowGive MeAssDumbWowReality ShowsStupidest Author:Michael Pitt
“This country you're sitting in right now was not built on love, hugs, time-outs and trophies you didn't earn. This country was built on shame, humiliation and striving to be better. By the way, if you're in this room right now and you're successful... you didn't get there because someone loved you too much or gave you too many hugs or you got a trophy when you lost. You did it because at one point in your life, somebody turned to you and said you're a loser, and in that second, you decided to bust your ass to make them choke on that sentence... Or, your parents gave you the money.” IfsWaySaidCountryLostParentRoomsSuccessfulToo MuchRight NowSittingBuiltDecidedShameStriveSentencesAssLoserHugHumiliationOne LoveChokeTrophiesLost You Author:Christopher Titus
“Joey being one of my finest performances ever. Matt LeBlanc's basically doing the same thing right now, playing himself on Episodes. When I did Joey, I really leaned on them to make me the biggest ass they possibly could, because, frankly, everyone in their heart of hearts thinks of themselves that way. Or at least I do, anyway.” ThinkingWayHeartRight NowPerformancesAssEpisodesFinestJoey Author:Brent Spiner
“Secretly everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren't called racist.” PeopleKindPoliticalStuffGenerationsGrewWalkingRight NowKissingGrew UpTiredAssAll KindsRacistPolitical CorrectnessCorrectnessPussyAccusingGetting TiredEggshellsWalking On Eggshells Author:Clint Eastwood