“I may not be funny. I may not be a singer. I may not be a damn seamstress. I may have diabetes. I may have really bad vision. I may have one leg. I may not know how to read. I may not know who the vice president is. I may technically be an alien of the state. I may have a Zune. I may not know Excel. I may be two 9-year-olds in a trench coat. I may not have full control of my bowels. I may drive a '94 Honda Civic. I may not “get” cameras. I may dye my hair with Hydrogen Peroxide. I may be afraid of trees. I may be on fire right now. But I'm a fierce queen.” KnowsYearsMayTwoStatesPresidentVisionKnow HowFireTreeHairRight NowCamerasVicesLegsSingersAliensQueensDamnFierceCoatsCivicsVice PresidentDiabetesHydrogenTrenchesI May Not BeBowelsHondaTrench Coats Author:Justin Johnson
“I’m three legs toward completing the career Grand Slam at 25. So, I’m feeling pretty good right now.” FeelingsThreeCareersRight NowLegsSlamCompletingFeeling PrettyThree Legs Author:Rory McIlroy
“At some point I go back on the sand to get my sand legs. Because it takes a good month for my legs to catch up with everything, with the displacement and all that stuff. So right now we're training on the beach six days a week for practice, and that's generally about two and a half hours. And then I'm doing pilates three times a week.” TwoThreeStuffHoursHalfPracticeWeekMonthsRight NowSixTrainingLegsBeachSandThree TimesHalf HoursPilatesDisplacement Author:Kerri Walsh