“Remember what Anatole France said about the dog masturbating on your leg--'Sure, it's honest, but who needs it?” NeedsSaidRememberHonestDogLegsFrance Author:Richard Yates
“When I push, the top part of the leg goes ahead of the bottom part, and you can hear a big plonk when it comes back. My caddie said 'What the hell was that?!” SaidBigsHellBottomLegsCaddies Author:Jean van de Velde
“I was given five injections. That evening I developed extremely high fever. I was trembling. My arms and my legs were swollen, huge size. Mengele and Dr. Konig and three other doctors came in the next morning. They looked at my fever chart, and Dr. Mengele said, laughingly, 'Too bad, she is so young. She has only two weeks to live ..'” SaidTwoYoungThreeNextGivenMorningFiveWeekHugeArmsDoctorsSizeLegsEveningDrsFeverTwo WeeksTremblingSwollenInjection Author:Eva Mozes Kor
“A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'” SaidBornRoomsBabyBirthLegsFlightWombAirlineSouthwest Airlines Author:Conan O'Brien