“Theories: *During the off-months for the visitors, which are the on-months for the oysters, are the oysters packed in ice or tinned, and shipped to Paris? *During the off-months for the visitors, which are the on-months for the oysters, do the serving staff shuck shells? Or *During the off-months for the visitors, which are the on-months for the oysters, are the restaurant, and the oysters, abandoned, and the staff laid off?” Mental AgonyWorst Date EverJust Shoot Him AlreadySevere Boredom Book:Vertigo Source: Vertigo