“The masterpiece should appear as the flower to the painter - perfect in its bud as in its bloom - with no reason to explain its presence - no mission to fulfill - a joy to the artist, a delusion to the philanthropist - a puzzle to the botanist - an accident of sentiment and alliteration to the literary man.” MenShouldReasonJoyArtistPerfectFlowerMastersMissionsAccidentsPainterDelusionNo ReasonSentimentsPuzzlesMasterpieceBudPhilanthropistAlliteration Book:The Gentle Art of Making Enemies Source: The Gentle Art of Making Enemies
“Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop more traffic, cause more accidents, entail more expense, and commit and cause I don't remember the other hundred misdemeanors.” PeopleShouldRememberCausesTermSubjectsHundredPrisonAccidentsCommitExpensesTrafficParticipantsParadesInconvenienceNuisanceMisdemeanors Book:The Illiterate Digest Source: The Illiterate Digest