“God looks like a guidance counselor, God's got that smile. God says, 'How could this be? That's really odd I guess I'll have to check my records, silly me, you know, I'm only God.'” KnowsLooksRecordsSillyChecksOddGuidanceCounselorGuidance CounselorSilly Me Author:Dar Williams
“It leaned forward, elbows on its knees, all amusement vanishing from its features, leaving its chiseled visage quietly regal, dignified. "I give you my word, Gabrielle O'Callaghan," it said softly. "I will protect you." "Right. The word of the blackest fairy, the legendary liar, the great deceiver," she mocked. How dare it offer its word like it might actually mean something? A muscle leapt in its jaw. "That is not all I have been, Gabrielle. I have been, and am, many things." "Oh, of course, silly me, I left out consummate seducer and ravager of innocence.” GivingMeanHas BeensSaidMightCoursesLeftOffersProtectLeavingDareSillyInnocenceFeaturesKneesFairyMusclesLiarsAmusementElbowsLegendaryLeft OutProtect YouVanishingDeceiverRegalSilly Me Book:The Immortal Highlander Source: The Immortal Highlander
“Enough," Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I crossed my arms. "I'm sorry, is this the part where I fall to my knees and shiver in fear, Your Furriness? Silly me, I didn't get the memo.” SaidEnoughFallVoiceArmsMouthsSorrySillyCommandKneesI'm SorryShiverSaturatedMemosSilly Me Book:Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels Source: Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels
“How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me.” KnowsDoeSaidCoursesRewardsSillyGroverDuhSilly Me Author:Rick Riordan