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“Suicide is as easy as stepping into the beautiful Grand Canyon.”

Beautiful Easy Suicide Bottom Stop Cliff Grand Canyon Stepping Splatter

Author:Steven Magee

“Suicide is as easy as not pulling the ripcord on the parachute.”

Easy Suicide Pulling End Not Stop Ground Parachute Splatter Ripcord

Author:Steven Magee

“The security guard asked me what I was doing in the park at 2am. I told him I was burying a body. He didn’t seem happy with that. He was so unhappy that he reached for his gun and his walkie-talkie at the same time. This was his undoing. He never saw the shovel coming. Now one more body cluttered the landscaped lawn. I hoped I had enough lime to cover both of them. I’d found the instructions online. Same place as the instructions on how to make your own zombie. Those hadn’t worked. But the night was still young.”

Flash Fiction Splatter

Book:Tales from the Crying Room - 3 twisted short stories, 20 short short stories, and a play

Source: Tales from the Crying Room - 3 twisted short stories, 20 short short stories, and a play

“Art is created by artists. If ever he’d try to take lessons, it would be too many rules, too many steps. It would make his head hurt, not being able to splatter his emotions onto paper in his own way.”

Art Hurt Steps Lessons Paper Emotions Artists Rules Head Splatter

Book:The Light that Binds Us

Source: The Light that Binds Us