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“There is no emotion - there is peace. There is no ignorance - there is knowledge. There is no passion - there is serenity. There is no chaos - there is harmony. Whoever wrote the Jedi Code, thought Qui-Gon Jinn, never had to deal with the Hutts.”

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Book:Master and Apprentice

Source: Master and Apprentice

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, I just work here. You have a complaint, take it up with the Emperor.”

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Book:Star Wars: Death Star

Source: Star Wars: Death Star

“You were going to say the Death Star, weren’t you?” “Well, yes. If you can quote poetry, I can reference Star Wars.”

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Book:All the Devils Are Here

Source: All the Devils Are Here

“What do you call a guy who brings dinner for a rancor? An Appetizer!”

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Author:Jacen Solo

“What do you get when you cross an Astromech and a Ewok? A short circuit!”

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Author:Jacen Solo

“What's the difference between a AT-AT and a stormtrooper on foot? One is a Imperial Walker and one is a walking Imperial.”

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Author:Jacen Solo

“What does a Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A bow Tie!”

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Author:Jacen Solo

“Considering how the Imperial storm troopers usually make up in numbers what they lack in marksmanship—I'd say I've got the advantage”

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Book:Star Wars: The Bounty Hunter Wars Trilogy

Source: Star Wars: The Bounty Hunter Wars Trilogy