“I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely.” CoursesStarsPleaseYeahShipsHipsComedianHipsterDrinkers Author:Demetri Martin
“Couldn't we end this interview with what I really want to say? That what the world really needs is a real feeling of kinship -- everybody: stars, laborers, Negroes, Jews, Arabs. We are all brothers. If we could end this article saying just that, we'd get down to what we should all be talking about. Please don't make me a joke. End the interview with what I believe.” IfsWorldWantNeedsShouldBelieveRealEndsFeelingsI BelieveStarsTalkingBrotherPleaseJokesJewInterviewsArticlesKinshipLaborersReal Feelings Author:Marilyn Monroe
“I have a little piece of advice for all the single guys out there, this is a piece of gold so please write this down. If you have the opportunity to star in a movie, do it. Seriously, I find it's a lot easier to meet girls.” IfsWritingLittlesGuyGirlOpportunityStarsPiecesAdviceEasierPleaseGoldSingle Guy Author:Vince Vaughn
“I was at a Golden Globes after party and Channing f**king Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna Dewan. And they said, 'We call each other moon of my life and my sun and stars’ and all that. I was like, 'I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You're both beautiful. Even just a hug'.” SaidTogetherBeautifulStarsPartySunKingsPleaseMoonGoldenHugGlobesThey SaidStunningSun And StarsAfter Party Author:Emilia Clarke
“For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?” I CanFacesStarsPleaseGods WillGod Love Author:Cloris Leachman
“Earlier this month the State Department gave the umpteenth performance of its popular play, Please Tread on Me, with Ceylon as guest star, and the usual cast.” StatesPlayGovernmentStarsMonthsPleasePerformancesCastsDepartmentUsualGuestsGuest Stars Author:William F. Buckley, Jr.
“My co-star would be... One of my actual best friends. I am blessed to have so many beautiful talented people around me, I would like them all in my film please!!!” PeopleWould BeBeautifulFilmStarsPleaseBlessed Author:E.J. Bonilla