“I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely.” CoursesStarsPleaseYeahShipsHipsComedianHipsterDrinkers Author:Demetri Martin
“Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dancer. I'm the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the 'Jersey Shore' guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it.” IfsThinkingI CanBigsWould BeGuyStarsHellYeahDancingVery GoodDancerShoreStomachJerseyOutfitsVenezuelaDancing With The StarsJersey ShoreHell Yeah Author:Ozzie Guillen
“Yeah, it's just a lame term. I wish it was "movie star." That's a much better term than celebrity.” WishStarsTermYeahMovie StarLame Author:Jeff Vespa