“Think of the Christmas present of gashes you opened when, in an attempt to be Superman, you slid in stocking feet on a slippery wood floor and crashed half way through a window. Hopes of heroism dashed on the heels of no clear sighting of Santa.” ChildhoodDisappointmentChristmasIronyInjuryHeroesSantaKidSupermanStocking Feet Book:Of My Maiden Smoking Source: Of My Maiden Smoking