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“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.”

Aging Senior Citizen Financial Planning Humerous Quotes Sweet Potato Queens

Book:The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

Source: The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

“Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and you're a friggin' cover girl. Those of us on the slippery slope that is the Other Side of Forty can testify-- those days are so over. You pore over labels promising everything short of actual rebirth-- you will buy most of them for an average of $450 per quarter once-- and none of them will work. You will still be getting older and poorer with every passing purchase.”

Aging Sweet Potato Queens Women Over 40 Cost Of Aging

Book:The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

Source: The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

“We read in the paper about a fifty-five-year-old woman-you read right, that's fifty five- who had quadruplets! Since the pregnancy was in vitro, it was clearly on purpose. I've got to tell you, we were all pretty happy that we hadn't done this and also none of us had ever considered it. Nor had we considered pulling out all our teeth with pliers or slamming our fingers in the car door repeatedly just to see what it feels like.”

Humerous Quotes Sweet Potato Queens In Vitro Children Late In Life

Book:The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

Source: The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

“They know they're supposed to do something, but they're not sure what. And you know what they do when they're not sure-- of course you do: They either do the wrong thing or they do nothing, and it's a toss up as to which is worse.”

Men And Women Valentines Day Sweet Potato Queens Forgetting Valentines Day Men Being Unromantic

Book:The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

Source: The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do to make up for it if you forget.”

Advice For Men Sweet Potato Queens Buying Flowers Financial Tips

Book:The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook

Source: The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Cookbook