“It is no wrong or injustice that one has many bags of the finest myrrh and garments embroidered with gold, while another has not those things, which are not necessary for our maintenance; he who has them has not thereby obtained control over anything that could be an essential addition to his nature, but has only obtained something illusory or deceptive. ...This is the rule at all times and in all places; no notice should be taken of exceptional cases, as we have explained.” ShouldCasesTakenEssentialsGoldInjusticeAll TimeBagsFinestExceptionalGarmentsMaintenanceDeceptiveIllusory Author:Maimonides
“I've seen it too many times in Hollywood. Talking about a relationship in public can jinx it. And if you have your picture taken together, you might as well start packing your bags.” IfsWellsMightTogetherTalkingTakenHollywoodBagsPackingPicture TakenJinx Author:Gina Gershon
“Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!” MenLongRunningPoliticalTakenIntentionReachingBagsMatesSelectGrabbing Author:Pat Paulsen
“I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.” HeartHoursHalfTakenMiddleHusbandPaperBagsMy HusbandHeart AttackPaper BagsPolaroidsParamedics Author:Joan Rivers