“I am certainly intrepid and splendid and sordid and strong; I can see why you'd want me! But I'm afraid I've left the kettle on or whatever it is people say when they're bored.” BoredExcusesSplendidSordidTea Kettle Book:The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in Two Source: The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in Two