“I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am.” WayTwoPlayHelpingTogetherNamesTelevisionBarsIceChocolateCreamIce CreamHere I AmMilky WayChocolate Ice Cream Author:Kunal Nayyar
“When there's a painting in the room, my eye goes right to it. It's like if you go into a bar and there's a television on, you can't take your eyes off the television. Paintings have that effect on me. It's where my eye settles.” IfsEyeRoomsEffectsTelevisionPaintingBarsSettling Author:Joe Bradley
“When I think of black television and history, I always use The Cosby Show as the bar.” ThinkingUseShowsBlackTelevisionBarsCosby Show Author:Wendy Raquel Robinson
“Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none!” WellsTelevisionFolksBars Author:Al Michaels
“Kill your television. Throw it out the darn window. Watch PBS in a bar.” WatchesTelevisionWindowBarsPbs Author:Chris Thile
“Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.” ChildrenKidsBeautifulWatchesTelevisionTvsAbsolutesBarsCrapStimulusBeautiful Day Author:Louis C. K.
“I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.” PeopleImportantPlayBigsHouseLanguageExistenceTalkingFireTelevisionGrewGrew UpLaughterBarsEveningTeenagerTease Author:Dylan Moran
“I had a guy at the Groucho bar clawing at my arm nearly in tears saying that until he saw The Departed he thought Americans were the ones on TV. I didn't know you had accents. I didn't know you had a class system. I didn't know you were like us. To which the answer is, probably only where I grew up, but while we're at it don't watch television and think it's the United States of America.” ThinkingKnowsStatesAmericaGuyAnswersUnitedClassWatchesUnited StatesSawsTelevisionTearsTvsArmsGrewGrew UpBarsAccentsUnited States Of AmericaDepartedClass System Author:William Monahan
“I am always surprised to go into a bar in Boston and three televisions are playing different channels, all at once. We are constantly surprised by this noise and television. It means that's what we are going to get, because we always get everything eventually.” MeanDifferentThreeTelevisionBarsNoiseBoston Author:John Gimlette