“Most kids would not respect their parents as much as they do, or even at all, if they knew how intellectually undemanding is the role they played in their creation.” ChildrenKidsChildhoodRespectParentingPregnancyParenthoodChildDisrespectThe Birds And The Bees Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Sex talk? You mean the bee and the flower sex conversation? Your parents should have taken care of that a long time ago. Mine did." She elbowed him. "No, you bozo, I meant the safe-sex conversation where the bee explains in detail to the flower how he's always worn a raincoat while buzzing around, and how he'd never gotten entangled with dubious pollen.” The Birds And The Bees Book:More than Meets the Ink Source: More than Meets the Ink
“The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.' 'Well, a good father teaches his son about the facts of life.' 'You didn't have to put the banana in your mouth,' I reminded him. He grinned without looking up. 'Bet that kept you from performing fellatio for quite a while.' 'Longer than you'll know.” Life LessonsFamilyThe Birds And The Bees Book:Burn Source: Burn