“I am a theater girl, and a lot of theater girls dress however pleases them. I wear whatever looks good on me. I wear what I wear because I have been shopping at thrift stores since I was five.” LooksHas BeensGirlFivePleaseTheaterDressesStoresShoppingThrift Author:Kirsten Vangsness
“I think you fall out of love with theater while you're doing your eighth show of your eighteenth week and your body is saying, "Please make this end."” ThinkingEndsShowsBodyFallWeekPleaseTheaterFalling In LoveYour BodySaying Please Author:Cillian Murphy
“Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.” IfsNeedsAmericaHoursHalfPleaseTheaterMajorityTrust MeBrooklyn Author:David Cross
“It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!” IfsFirePleaseTheaterHotSmokeFlamesIllegalMakersCrowdedThis Is A Book Author:Demetri Martin
“The drama's laws the drama's patrons give. For we that live to please must please to live.” LifeGivingLawPleaseDramaTheaterTheatreLive LifePatron Author:Samuel Johnson