“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter” PoliticsPoliticiansSlownessWashington DcSlowWashingtonAnnoying PeopleDead AssHeated Seat ToiletToo Slow Book:H: Infidels of Oil Source: H: Infidels of Oil