“If you have a good name, if you are right more often than you are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are glad to see you, if your friends can count on you and you can count on them in time of trouble, if you can face your God and say "I have done my best," then you are a success.” IfsChildrenDoneFacesSuccessNamesTroubleOur ChildrenGladYour ChildrenGrandchildrenCountingTimes Of Trouble Author:Ann Landers
“The happy ending is hardly important, though we may be glad its there. The real joy is knowing that if you felt the trouble in the story, your kingdom isnt dead.” IfsMayImportantRealStoriesJoyFeltKnowingTroubleGladKingdomsHappy EndingsReal Joy Author:Lynda Barry
“The alcohol had the code and mystery about it as a writer's drug, but I'm glad that's been debunked. But the trouble with the drinking, much as I hate to admit it, is it helped the work.” HateTroubleMysteryDrugI HateDrinkingAlcoholGladCode Author:Barry Hannah
“Here's what I think I'm having trouble with: this is what happiness is. When I was a kid, I thought I'd just get happier and happier as I got older, and have more things to be happy about. I based this theory on observation of select adults. The problem with my results is that I couldn't tell the difference then between happy and fake-happy. Now I know you pretend to be just frigging ecstatic over everything, maybe because you're so glad it's not worse.” ThinkingKnowsProblemKidsDifferencesResultsTroubleTheoryAdultsGladObservationFakeSelectEcstatic Author:Emma Bull
“There ain't nothing more to write about and I'm rotten glad of it, because if I'd know'd what trouble it was to make a book, I wouldn't a tackled it.” IfsKnowsWritingBookTroubleGladRotten Author:Mark Twain
“In June 2002, airport security searched Al Gore. There's a lot not to like about Gore, but he's not a terrorist. Gore said he was glad he was searched. Why? To spare a terrorist the trouble? This is a serious national issue; why must liberals lie? Searching Al Gore is purely a religious act. It is the purposeless fetishistic performance of ritual in accordance with the civic religion of liberalism.” SaidLyingReligiousIssuesTroubleSecuritySeriousPerformancesGladTerroristLiberalismAlsRitualSparesAirportsJuneGoreCivicsAirport Security Author:Ann Coulter