“The Democratic Convention is $27 million in debt. They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. A speedway is the perfect place for the Democratic Convention. You go around in circles, turn left every few seconds, and you end up right where you started.” EndsTurnsLeftPerfectMillionsEventsDemocraticDebtCirclesKicksSecondsConventionsMotorCharlotte Author:Jay Leno
“If it could save a person's life, could you find a way to save ten seconds off the boot time? If there were five million people using the Mac, and it took ten seconds extra to turn it on every day, that added up to three hundred million or so hours per year people would save, which was the equivalent of at least one hundred lifetimes saved per year.” PeopleIfsWayYearsPersonsTurnsThreeHoursMillionsFiveTenHundredLifetimeSavedExtrasSecondsBootsMacs Author:Steve Jobs
“Whoever came up with "hold the shift key for eight seconds to turn on 'your keyboard is buggered' mode" should be shot.” ShouldTurnsKeysShotsEightSecondsTurn-onKeyboards Author:Linus Torvalds