“Once upon a time there was a twat. It was you. The end. -Meme” TwatTwatwaffle Book:Beard Up Source: Beard Up
“Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.” Twatwaffle Book:Into the Hollow Source: Into the Hollow