“I been to college, u know? and what do I know? I know how to make blogs, drink beer, and pee on sidewalks.” Social MediaAmerican EducationMoral DecayUniversity Of Michigan Ann ArborBusiness Schools Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I don't think you understand. I didn't get any pussy in college. Really. I didn't get ANY pussy in college. none. work? Doing stuff? What the fuck is wrong with you? I really didn't get any pussy in college. None.” MotivationAmerican EducationUniversity Of Michigan Ann Arbor Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Once you get people addicted to alcohol in college, you make it almost impossible for them to stop drinking - Milton Friedman. Just kidding. I said it. But inspired by Milton. hehe.” EducationEconomicsEducational PhilosophyUniversal Basic IncomeUniversity Of MichiganMilton FriedmanUniversity Of Michigan Ann ArborSeriously I Am Not Kidding Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“Alright I'll admit not all Americans are fucking stupid. I have respect for Carl Rogers, for example. Dude puts a lot of stock in Experience. Personal experience. And what has my experience been? Well. Russia was nice. I had two bicycles and girls liked me. What's not to like? Then they drag me here (Michigan). Make me work my ass off because parents are idiots and don't speak English. I don't get any pussy till 22. And now they say I still owe school loans? Honestly, I don't remember much of school. Seems like some kinda scam to me. What is to be concluded from this? Either my father is a piece of shit, or America is a shithole. Maybe both. Experience.” PsychologyExperienceImmigrationFathers And SonsScamsPhenomenologyCarl RogersUniversity Of Michigan Ann Arbor Author:Dmitry Dyatlov
“I mean, I just got to a point, where I was unbelievably exhausted. And I didn't really know why. They kept telling me America. such a nice place. So wonderful. Opportunities! But I get to this place where I'm 22. I'm an alcoholic. I got through fucking college. I got a fucking job. This girl says she likes me. but she's fooling around with some married guy I think. SO PEOPLE DONT FIND OUT. that's her logic. 2 Masters degrees. And I just cant fucking do this shit anymore. I'm not doing shit. Really. Until A. things start making sense. or B. they send me back to Russia. just say I'm a spy. I want a book deal. or C. I get to 65 and I can begin to drink continuously again. That's it. period. end of story. I did have one nice year there where I got to do drugs and smash random pussy. in Philadelphia. Yep. Thank you, Accenture. Much love.” Story Of My LifeFuck WorkUniversity Of Michigan Ann ArborAccenture Author:Dmitry Dyatlov